Friday, July 29, 2005

politics: Bush to world: F off



*ahem* Real presidential. Truly.


Right. While you're digesting that, here's a quote from a Powerline post called to attention by the ever-vigilant Daily Kos:


It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can't get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.


I swear, satire is dead. It's been rendered irrelevant by real life.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

politics: From Gitmo to Abu Ghraib

Wasn't it just 'a few bad apples'? Wasn't it an amazing thing that all those interrogators in all those widespread places coincidentally came up with the same strange, creative ways of brutalizing people?

"The commander in charge of Guantanamo Bay prison visited Abu Ghraib in 2003 and recommended the use of military dogs during interrogations, the former warden in Iraq testified Wednesday at a hearing for two Army dog handlers accused of prisoner abuse," according to the Guardian.

Wow. You could knock me over with a feather.

Of course, they'll keep spinning. And Duncan "if feeding the detainees lemon chicken and rice pilaf is torture, well, sign me up!" Hunter will keep inviting embarrassed journalists to sample the fine Guantanamo cuisine in a sublime, surrealistic act of denial.

What will it take for the apologists to wake up? Seriously.

politics: End of an era

I don't know whether the IRA story will be everywhere or nowhere today, but it struck me in a profound way this morning. It didn't come out of the blue, so I wasn't surprised since it's been brewing for awhile now. But a defining undercurrent of life in the British Isles for the last 30-40 years (well, 80, 90 or more, really, but who's counting?) is making a radical change.

Having been involved in various capacities in the Celtic music community for the past 18 years or so, I've met a lot of musicians, agents, record label people and assorted hangers-on. I've had long talks with registered Sinn Fein partisans. I've shared in the frustration of all involved when said Sinn Fein members were denied visas to the United States. I've heard from all sides of the whole Irish republican question. And I've seen how Irish Americans with a lot of money, a lot of idealism and no understanding of reality have kept the Frankenstein's monsters that are the various militant republican factions going. Even the most vehemently pro-republican people I meant spoke with something between anger and infinite sadness about the whole idea of blowing up school buses and London commuters.

Anyway, time was, the IRA was arguably the most prominent terrorist organization in the West. Did it really take watching a far-reaching network of extremists using planes as missiles and such for them to finally realize that violence only takes you farther away from a solution, rather than closer? And what will it take for the Bush crime family to realize the same thing?

Friday, July 22, 2005

politics: A load of bullcrap regarding Roberts

How fascinated I was to see this headline on my Google News just now: Most Americans Say Roberts Should Be Confirmed.

I mean, pardon me if this sounds a little snobby (it surely isn't intended so), but what the hell do most Americans actually know about Roberts? This soon after the nomination, really all any but the most dedicated political junkies know about him is that he's young and reasonably easy on the eyes for a 50-some-year-old judge.

Can we wait until there's actually some information about there before running stupid polls like this? They really ought to know better than to fall for the whole bright, shiny object that is the Roberts rush-job.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

politics: AFAmail roundup

And the hits just keep on coming!

I've ignored most of the conmail I've gotten recently, but I've kept around the ones I thought were most special, or struck a special chord with me for one reason or another. Time to clear out my inbox!

On July 14, the American Family Association wrote me with the hopeful message that "The President Is Waiting To Hear From You" (sic). As usual, though, the e-mail contained the much less hopeful message that "the liberals are bombarding the President with demands that he appoint a liberal to the Supreme Court."

Eh?

I'm not sure I know of any liberals who've called on Rove's finger puppet to appoint a liberal justice. I mean, let's face it, even if we did, it would never happen. But the point of judges and justices isn't their political leanings, it's their ability to set aside personal opinions and personally held beliefs in the interest of the conscientious practice of jurisprudence. Radical wingnut judges who've proved in the past their determination to turn America into a new mix of oligarchy and theocracy by selectively upholding or creatively interpreting law do not fit that description.

So if the only wise and fair judges in America are liberal ones, so be it, then, we do want a liberal justice. But doesn't your colorful reinvention of the truth undermine your assertion that liberal judges are activist judges, you creeps?

Ahem. Moving swiftly onward. Or backward, to July 1.

It was then that I received an AFA e-mail headlined, "Stand With The President, Ask Him To Keep His Promise And Appoint Another Scalia and Thomas To The Supreme Court".

I have nothing to add to that. I spontaneously spat out a mouthful of coffee the first time I read that one. I mean, really.

Oh, except there was one sentence in the e-mail that really gave me pause: "The President was elected by voters who share the President's philosophy."

Weirdly enough, even the people I know who voted for Bush largely don't share his philosophy on anything. They held their noses and voted for the creep, either rationalizing his, frankly, nutty views away or trying to reason that other concerns (to wit, his fabulous successes in the War on Terror[tm]) were overriding. The cognitive dissonance was truly headache-inducing.

OK, now we move to more recent times, with the AFA asserting this past Friday with alarm that, "New Bill Would Give One Group Protection Against Discrimination Based Solely On Their Sexual Behavior."

Oh, my word. I really thought this horse was dead, but still they flog.

Throughout the e-mail, the phrase 'sexual orientation' is enclosed in quotation marks, highlighting their rejection of the term, preferring instead 'sexual behavior.'

Idiots.

Stark, raving, Neanderthal, drooling, superstitious, "burn the witch! burn the witch!", "the sky is falling! the sky is falling!", my-God-is-bigger-than-your-God, do-as-I-say-and-not-as-I-do idiots.

Here's something for them to stick in their craw and suck on:

I realized I was gay at least eight years before I had my first intimate contact of any kind with a member of my own gender. It's so intensely hard-wired into the brain and into aspects of biology, more of which are discovered all the time, that it's simple-minded fear-mongering to dismiss it as an abhorrent and aberrant behavior.

Focussing on the mechanics of sex is merely trying to raise the revulsion of those who find it distasteful and to channel it into meanspirited action.

I find many sexual practices of straight couples revolting, or at the very least distasteful. I don't think they should be discriminated against in hiring if they are involved in specific practices that I dislike. I don't think they should be fired or passed up for promotions because they talk about their spouses or significant others openly. I find graphic public discussion of sex acts to be inappropriate whatever the orientation of the people involved.

Yeah. These people bug me.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

misc: Something to add to your Christmas list

The Smart Car is here! The Smart Car is here!

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0713smartcar13.html

Is there any reason not to have a car that gets over 50 mpg these days?

Monday, July 11, 2005

politics: Dance, little worm, dance!

It wasn't so long ago that Scott McLellan was characterizing suggestions that Rove might have been in some way involved in revealing Valerie Plame's name and occupation to Robert Novak et al. as "ridiculous" and insisting that whoever the leaker was would be offered the opportunity to seek other employment.

Listening to him wither under reporters' questioning and dance furiously while they fired their figurative pistols at his feet this morning warmed the cockles of my heart. Now, if only it would transpire that McLellan was involved too, my joy would be complete.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

politics: An epiphany

I'm currently reading Douglas Coupland's Polaroids From the Dead and I happened on a little snippet, two quotes spoken in reference to the O.J. Simpson case. But I was struck immediately upon reading them that the point of the short section explains better than anything I've yet heard why it is the mainstream media has done such a piss-poor job of covering the lies, frauds and deceptions to which we've been subject for the last couple of years.

"Barbara Ehrenreich: There's a new standard. It used to be, get the scoop and be first. Now you want to be 14th or 23rd: 'No, I didn't do it until after NBC did it and ABC did it.' You have to be the last one to do these stories and wear the badge of purity.'

"Jery Nachman: When I was editing the Post, I'd get calls from colleagues at newspapers, whose names you would instantly recognize, wondering when and if we were going to pop the 'X' story. And I would ask, 'Are you going to try to do it first?' And they would say, 'No, we want to go the next day.' Ther was a race to see who would be first to go second.'"

Who wants to be the first to stick their neck out and risk having it chopped off by the White House spinning blades? Who wants to go first and be accused of spiteful un-Americanism?

It's depressing, but it makes sense to me.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

misc: What's disturbing is how entertaining this is

OK, this isn't personal, political, musical or anything else, but I just had to share this link. Weird, very cringe inducing and painfully fun. If she gets stuck, you can click and drag her, or even toss her around if you're so inclined.

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/tetka.html