An actual 'cover letter' sent in by an applicant for a position in one of our facilities (our application process is all online, and this is copied-and-pasted from the window.
Certain parts redacted for privacy's sake ...
JOINING THE [old, superseded company name] TEAM WOULD BE A GREAT OPPURTUNIY OF A GROUND FLOOR POSISTION W/ADVANCEMENT. I COMPLIMENT MYSELF W/HAVING SUCH SUPERB PUBLIC RELATION SKILLS. CURRENTLY I'AM IN A POSISTION @ [other related company], THAT HAS ALLOWED ME TO BUILD MY STABILITY ALONG W/ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS. THE DELEGATION OF MY RESPONSEABILITIES OVER THE YEARS ALLOWS ME TO SUPERSEADE
MY CURRENT POSISTION. I FEEL I COULD REALLY CONTRIBUTE THE THE [company] TEAM!. THE SKILLS I USE SUCESSFULLY PER DAY CONSIST OF; COORDINATION OF REPAIR/REHAB PATIENT SERVICES, QUOTATIONS BEING COMPLETED DAILY TO INSURANCE COMPANIES, VERIFY ELEGABILITY AND BENEFITS, COLLECTING IF NECESARRY, ROUTING DISPATCH DRIVERS HOURLY, AND MAINLY FRONLINE CONTACT WITH PATIENTS AND THERE FAMILIES. OVERALL TROUBLESHOOTING FAMILY ISSUES AND ACCOMADATING THERE NEEDS IS MY NUMBER ONE GOAL. MY EXPERIENCE AND MY QUALITY OF EXPERTISE WOULD BE A AWARDING ASSEST TO THE "[old, superseded company name] TEAM".
RESPECTFULLY, [APPLICANT]
Words fail.
1 comment:
I really hope English is not "there" first language.
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