Nuggets of wisdom from GWB dot com

'I support President Bush because ...'

"I support President Bush and his administration, because of the way in which he has handled the war on terrorism. His leadership, dedication, follow-through and hard work have made our country a safer place to live during these changing times. My family will continue to sleep well at night knowing that he's on the job!" - Keys Miller of Vancouver, WA
Safer place to live. Hard work. So apparently all is sunshine and roses in Afghanistan and Iraq and the Al Qaeda leadership has all been rolled up into a little ball. Oh, and he wasn't really on vacation 40% of the time, either. Precious.

" ... President Bush has the compassion to listen to others ..." - Cynthia Binns of Clifton, NJ
Like Dick Cheney, John Ashcroft and Donald Rumsfeld. And Ken Lay. And Halliburton. And the House of Saud. And, apparently, God, who speaks to him Joan-of-Arcadia-like on an almost daily basis. Where we come from, we call that schizophrenia ... or Lyme disease ... but who am I to say?

"I enthusiastically support the President because of his work to lower taxes for ordinary Americans ... " - Eric Eisenhammer of Agoura Hills, CA
Whoa, a Californian voting for Bush? Lower taxes ... ordinary Americans ... Um, OK, whatever. So who's paying for this war in Iraq again? Or who's gonna pay for it?

"I support President Bush because he has proven time and again to be a man of his word." - David Steding of Orlando, FL
If by that, you mean that we can trust him consistently to do the opposite of what he promises, then yes, you certainly have a point.

In the interest of avoiding a lawsuit for copyright infringement, I think I'll stop right there. It's like shooting fish in a barrel, anyway.