I'm such a nerd. I was trying find out clever anagrams for the name of the main character in my novel (Peter 'Hotshot' Oaring [which is itself an anagram -- a free lunch to whoever figures it out first]).
TAO HEIGHTENS TORPOR
also: THERE HOPING TO ROAST
and: HITHERTO ATOP NEGROS
and: HOTTER GEISHA, PRONTO
and: TOGETHER ATOP RHINOS; SHOO, PARROT TEETHING; SEETHING RAPTOR HOOT; HENRI TATTOOS GOPHER; ORATOR HEIGHTENS POT; SHORTER POTATO HINGE; HIT SOPRANO TOGETHER; NATO: TIGHTROPE HEROS; and APRON GOES THITHERTO
Inexplicably: THE SONORA TIGHTROPE. And this just sound like something that should be in the next Tomb Raider movie: TAOIST GOPHER THRONE.
Something I only engage in when drunk: RASH TREETOP HOOTING

Sorry. I'm silly. I made my word quota for the novel today after all. I originally got about halfway and was going to give up out of frustration. But perseverance worked.